I saw a sign in a fishing shop once that said, The Gods do not deduct from man's allotted time on earth, those hours spent fishing.
Handy if you’re a fisherman, but doesn't help me much. Maybe the Gods could also cut a deal for those who spend their hours in bars till 26:00.
Any bar that doesn’t reset back to at might be on to something.
If there are places where steams on to 26:00, then maybe those two extra hours are also ... not deducted.
So if you stayed out till closing time every night, for every year of late-night drinking, you should earn about a month back.
Even better, find somewhere to kick on till 29:00, save 5 hours a night, and get 10 weeks back every year.